Adventure 14: Kiev

So after 4 days we have decided that we don't hate Kiev afterall. It is actually a pretty cool city and we even started to get used to our crappy hostel and weird guests.

We have befriended two english girls and given nicknames to all freaks who are staying at our hostel.

First up: Mr America, middle aged sex tourist always demanding pepsi and ham if anyone mentions they are going to the shops

Next is Mr Japan: A perverted 20 something guy, who kisses peoples necks and peers under the bed sheets while girls are sleeping. Last seen fist pumping after getting a phone number off a poor unsuspecting Ukrainian girl.

Number 3 Mr Hostel: A chain smoking, alchoholic German who has recently taken over the hostel and has no idea what he is doing or where the key to front door is.

We also have Mr Canada: A vague university professor who keeps asking us if we are English despite lengthy conversations about life in Australia.

Finally Mr Spain: An overweight and "definately not a sex tourist" who's favourite pastime is harrasing all women in a 5 meter radius. He also enjoys dancing on one leg and getting into fights with Ukrainian bouncers. Last seen in a headlock after harrassing one to many women in a late night Ukrainian bar.

The unfortunate thing is that all these freaks seem to drawn to Scotty. She is the freak magnet. Please check back later because we will be providing photgraphic evidence later.

Anyway off to a soccer game now so will write more about our Kiev adventures later.